D had a few doozies on his own though. He has never been afraid to try big words. The best part is that he usually has no idea what those words mean. If he didn't know a word, he would just make one up in place of what ever he was describing. That makes things very interesting.
"Orange buttlope": Cantaloupe
"Look mama! Whores!": Look mama! A horse!
"I wudge you": I love you. (Can not but can not make myself correct this one. Too flipping sweet.)
"Grass polished-er": Lawn mower (I have been told this is from some show or another but I can't remember which and I can't figure out why this is easier to say/ remember than lawn mower.)
What are some of the silly, funny things your kids have said?
*If there is ever any doubt in your mind, you kid totally does tell his preschool teacher all of the intimate details of his home life. Just FYI.